I’m not racist but surely allowing migrants to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Immigrating is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that migrants aren’t immigrating in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Jeremy Clarkson agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.